Scenario
Judge: Mr. Believer Defendant, you are accused of selling tainted meat to a family that resulted in two dead and one terminally ill. How do you plead?
Defendant: Innocent, your honor.
Judge: Do you wish to testify on you own behalf?
Defendant: Yes, your honor.
Judge: Swear him in.
Defendant: Your honor, if you swear me in on this here Bible, I would like it to show in the record that it was done.
Judge: Granted, because I believe in God; and in my court, you will respect God, country, me and my court. Did you sell this family meat?
Defendant: Sir, because you believe in God, I will tell you the facts. Yes, your honor, I did.
Judge: Where did you get the meat?
Defendant: I found it dead in the back woods, your honor.
It Was Dead !
Judge: Describe its condition.
Defendant: Well, your honor, it stank a little and had a few maggots that I scrapped off, but, I knew it would be ok.
Judge: In your defense what evidence do you have to prove that you are innocent?
Defendant: Well, your honor, turn to this very King James Bible you swore me in on to Deuteronomy 14:21. God directed: “Ye shall not eat of anything that dieth of itself, thou shalt give it or sell it to a stranger to eat.” God told me to sell to a stranger some rancid meat. If he gets sick or dies, it’s God’s will, not mine. I was just following God’s Biblical orders. Judge, if you find me guilty, and, if you believe in the Bible; you must find God guilty too.
Judge: Case dismissed...
Was The Judge A Believer?
Why is this horrifying and disgusting literature called The Good Book? In this sacred book, by which we are sworn in on during court, could this very sacred verse serve as one’s infallible defense?
Deuteronomy 14:26 You may exchange money for whatever you desire, oxen or sheep, wine or strong drink or anything else you enjoy before God. You shall partake of it and make merry with your family. Catholic
Boy, I’ll bet Alcoholic’s Anonymous (AA) squirms with this sacred passage: “You shall partake of it (wine or strong drink?) with your family?”
Deuteronomy 17:3-7 Any man or woman who worships the Sun, Moon or any Host of Heaven will be stoned to death. All the people are to join in on the murdering.
What? All?
Deuteronomy 17:12 Any man who has the insolence to refuse to listen to God’s priest or judge shall die.
What? Just who did write this book? I smell a rat! Are you sure these rats / writers weren't just power-crazy men?
Deuteronomy 17:15-17 You shall set a king over you that God chooses. He shall not have a great number of wives nor shall he accumulate vast amounts of gold and silver.
I Kings 11:3 (King) Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines.
700 Wives & 300 Concubines?
I Kings 10:23 (King) Solomon surpassed in riches all the Kings on Earth.
Can you explain I Kings 11:3 & 10:23 in accordance to Deuteronomy 17:15-17?
Deuteronomy 19:21 Have no pity; you must take an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, hand for a hand, and a foot for a foot. Torah
Deuteronomy 20:10-17 God said: When you march up to attack a city, first offer it terms of peace. If it agrees, all of its people will serve you in forced labor. If they refuse, destroy them by murdering all their males; but, the women, children, livestock and all worth plundering, God has given to you. That is how you deal with a distant city. But, the cities God gives you as your heritage, you shall not leave a single soul alive. You must doom them all.
Deuteronomy 21:1-9 If a corpse of a slain man is found, take a heifer and cut the heifer’s throat. The elders shall wash their hands over the heifer whose throat was cut and they shall be absolved of the guilt of blood-shed, and you may prosper in doing what is right in the eyes of the Lord.
Doesn’t this sound more like a Devil worshipping ceremony? By the way, any mention of any Devil, Satan or after-life yet? Only believers promote that a Satan or Devils exist.
The DeVaney Challenge: Other than the myth of creation, can you list where the Biblical God did something good for someone without hurting another?
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 If a father has a stubborn, rebellious son, kill the son.
Have you ever wondered what drives confused, frightened children to escape into alcohol and drugs? Personally, I don’t do drugs. I choose to be in control of myself and to protect my feelings. GWD
Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman shall not wear men’s clothes. If a man puts on a woman’s dress, it’s an abomination to your God. KJV
Obviously, cross-dressing is out.
Where Are The Pant's?
Bible
Rape / Murder / Adultery
All Have The Death Penalty
Deuteronomy 22:20-21 If the tokens of virginity be not found in a damsel (new wife) - murder her.
Whew!!! Are males lucky, or what?
Deuteronomy 22:13-19 A man took a wife, had sex with her and then he hated her because he claimed she was not a virgin. But, the girl’s father and mother brought tokens of the girl’s virginity (blood) to the city judges. The girl’s father tells the elders: I gave my daughter to this man for his wife. Now he hates her claiming that she was not a virgin - yet - these are the (bloody) tokens of my daughter's virginity. The father spread the (bloody) cloth evidence before the judges. The judges found the man guilty of lying and bringing an evil name upon a virgin of Israel. They punished him by fining him a hundred shekels of silver to give to the father of the girl. The girl shall continue to be his wife. The man may never divorce her as long as he lives.
Deuteronomy 22:20-21 But had the man told the truth and there is no blood evidence of the girl’s virginity, they shall bring the girl to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death - because she played the whore in her father's house. You shall kill her to put evil away from among you and Israel.
Deuteronomy 22:22-24 If a virgin girl is betrothed and another man has sex with her - then you shall stone them both to death - because the virgin girl did not cry and because the man had sex with his neighbor’s (future) wife.
Betrothed Damsel / Engaged Girl? Wasn’t “The Virgin Mary” betrothed to Joseph when Jesus / The Holy Ghost / God (The Trinity = All 3 Are One) impregnated her?
Did Joseph give his consent to “The Virgin Mary’s” impregnation?
Did 13-year-old(?) Mary give her consent to be knocked-up by The Holy Ghost?
Did Mary’s mother and father give their consent for Mary to become pregnant?
(By the way - who and where was Mary’s mother and father? Why did they and her grand parents show no interest in Mary?)
Confused, frustrated believer: The Holy Ghost is not a man and can get away with rape.
If women - who are not betrothed are raped - and the penalty is also death - why the example of a “betrothed” woman?
Deuteronomy 22:25-26 But, if a man finds a betrothed girl in the field, and forced her to have sex - then the man only shall die. You shall do nothing to the girl as she committed no sin worthy of death. Consider that when the man had sex with her, he slayed his neighbor concerning this matter. For when he found her in the field, and the betrothed girl cried, there was none to save her.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man find a girl who is a virgin, and not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and has sex with her, and they be found; then the man that had sex with her shall give to the girl’s father fifty shekels of silver. She shall become his wife. Because he had sex with her, he must remain married to her for the rest of his life.
Deuteronomy 23:1 A man shall not marry his father’s wife nor have sex with her.
Tell that to Ruben, God's chosen Jacob’s son, who had sex with Bilhah in Genesis 35:22!
Deuteronomy 23:2 No one whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may be admitted into the marriage community of the Lord.
Hummm... What about a vasectomy?
Deuteronomy 23:3 No child of incest may be admitted into the marriage community of God.
No child of incest? That would eliminate God’s chosen Moses, Aaron, Miriam (Exodus 6:20) and the kids from Abraham and his half-sister Sarah and kids from Jacob and his cousin harem.
Do you acknowledge that so far, almost all of God’s Biblical heroes are products of incest.
Deuteronomy 23:11 If you become unclean because of a nocturnal emission (a wet dream), leave camp, wash up, and when the sun has set, come back into camp.
A Wet Dream?
Deuteronomy 23:14 Go outside, dig a hole and afterward, cover up your excrement.
The Amish, Mennonites, Quakers and other fundamentalists dictate that every word of the Bible should be obeyed literally. Fundamentalist Baptists should be included.
Deuteronomy 24:1 When a man who marries a woman and has sex with her, is displeased with her because he finds her indecent, he writes her a bill of divorce dismissing her from his house.
Who would ever dare say that the Biblical Old Testament God’s divorce law is tough on women?
Jeremiah 3:8 The Biblical God, Himself, is a divorcee.
Shocking - isn't it?
Anyone who issues or receives a "Bill of Divorce" legally becomes a divorcee.
Why is the Catholic Church against divorce if their model - The Biblical God - is a divorcee?
Deuteronomy 24:16 Fathers shall not be put to death for their children nor children for their fathers; only for his own guilt shall a man be put to death.
Behold! A sensible and favorable contradiction!
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 When two (2) men are fighting and the wife of one intervenes to save her husband, if she seizes the other man’s private parts (penis and / or balls), you shall chop off her hand, without pity.
What? Can you picture this? This author had some pretty kinky ideas!
Deuteronomy 27:22 Cursed be he who has relations with his sister or his half-sister…
But, Abraham, the father of three (3) religions (Islam, Judaism and Christianity) and Sarah, his wife, were half-brother and sister. So what does that make Isaac who started the Jewish line. Behold: Ishmael, who started the Islam line, was at least, not a product of incest. Was Abraham, like Eve, responsible for the constant plight of the Jews due to this little-known curse of incest that is rarely discussed. Did incest cause 4,000 years of war?
Deuteronomy 27:25 Cursed be he who accepts payment for slaying an innocent man.
Slaying An Innocent Man
Are innocent soldiers cursed if they kill opposing innocent soldiers?
"The Controversy Of Zion"
By Douglas Reed.
Deuteronomy is above all a complete political program: The story of the planet, created by Jehovah for this "special people", is to be completed by their triumph and the ruination of all others. The rewards offered to the faithful are exclusively material: slaughter, slaves, women, booty, territory, empire. The only condition laid down for these rewards is observance of "the statutes and judgments", which primarily command the destruction of others. The only guilt defined lies is non-observance of these laws. Intolerance is specified as observance; tolerance as non-observance, and therefore as guilt. The punishments prescribed are of this world and of the flesh, not of the spirit.
By the time the end of Deuteronomy is reached the moral commandments have been nullified in this way, for the purpose of setting up, in the guise of a religion, the grandiose political idea of a people especially sent into the world to destroy and "possess" other peoples and to rule the earth. The idea of destruction is essential to Deuteronomy. If it be taken away no Deuteronomy, or Mosaic Law, remains.
Thank you, Douglas Reed!
Are the answers to these questions the facts?
Who murdered two priests due to their making cooking errors? God.
Who commands you to not make tattoo marks on your skin? God.
Who commands not go to the mediums or consult fortune-tellers? God.
Who commands: If you commit adultery means death? God.
Who commands to kill gay men? God.
Who said: Who acts as a medium or fortune-teller shall be put to death? God.
Who commanded: If a priest's daughter fornicates - burn her to death? God.
Whose sanctuary is profaned by the handicapped? God.
Who guides a priest in buying a slave? God.
Who won’t accept sacrifice of an animal with crushed balls? God.
Who insists that animal mother’s babies live 7 days before sacrificing them? God.
Who ordered a whole community to murder someone? God.
Who said: Slaves, male and female you may indeed possess? God.
Who said: If you defy Me, you eat the flesh of your sons and daughters? God.
Who said: I will have them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters? God.
Who said: Fathers shall eat sons and sons shall eat fathers? God.
Who said: Any layman who comes near my dwelling will be put to death? God.
Who moves sick, suffering people away as He can't stand to be near them? God.
Who burned people just for complaining? God.
Who gave Miriam leprosy and said: Suppose her father spit in his daughter's face? God.
Who broke his sacred promises?
Who spared only two (2) out of his own 600,000 infantry soldiers? God.
Who commanded Moses to murder a man for gathering sticks on the Sabbath? God.
Who burned alive, by fire, Korah’s 250 men? God.
Who murdered 14,700 more of his own? God.
Who said: If their grumbling does not cease, they shall die? God.
Who said: Contribute the best tithes or bring death upon yourself? God.
Who sent poisonous snakes to murder his own people? God.
Who ordered Moses to murder the city of Og? God.
Who said: Murder all the Midianite males? God.
Whose army killed every male child and kept 32,000 virgin girls for themselves? God.
Who made Israel wander in the desert 40 years until they all died out? God.
Who said: Provoke him into war? God.
Whose army destroyed all the men, women and little ones of 60 cities? God.
Who is jealous and punishes the children due to their fathers? God.
Who said: Without pity - kill all the people I deliver you. God.
Who sent hornets to destroy surviving enemies? God.
Who said: You have replaced (murdered) them and are settled in their land? God.
Who said: If she wants you to serve another - your hand is the 1st to murder her? God.
Who said to sell tainted meat to a stranger? God.
Could This Be "HIM"
The First 5 Books of the Bible according to Dusty & The History Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUOg5F886xw
God's Evil Deed's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUdkFXxthe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g17YO9lSuqA
Questions? Corrections? Comments?
gary@gdevaney.com